What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!