What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Which plant has the best roar?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why is summer always sad?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why was the bee sad?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?