What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
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