Why was the bud so shy?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?