How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

How do frogs get to work?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?