What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which computer won the talent show?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What animal has the worst mood swings?