Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do elves learn in school?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?