Which relative loves rice?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?