What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?