Why are ghosts always single?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?