Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
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