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Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did one plate say to the other?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?