Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Because mum's the word.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
I like telling Dad jokes.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
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