What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?