Why do elephants have trunks?

Why do cows wear bells?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What did the shower say to the toilet?