What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Where do hamsters come from?