Why did the turkey cross the road?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?