Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

The museum curator needed a break.

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?