What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
It's Crowded!
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
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