What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What bird is always sad?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do bees say in the summer?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?