What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?