Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?