What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did summer say to spring?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

How do snowmen get information?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?