What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

How did the tree get lost?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?