Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What's a cat's favorite color?