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How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why did the border collie get a raise?