Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

How do you measure a millennial?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

How can you make 7 even?