What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What did March say to the madness?