Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What's a bat's favorite game?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What kind of bird can write?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?