How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the echo get detention?
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