Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why was the spider so smart?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why was the math book sad?