Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?