Why did the body of water think so much?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?