What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Where is the coldest place to work?