Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did the rug say to the floor?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's the world's weakest animal?