What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Which fly makes films?

Why do rhinos charge?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What bird is always sad?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?