What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do naked fish play with?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?