Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why don't ants get sick?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?