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What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why do bees buzz?

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What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call an Irish spider?

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