What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?