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Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?