What do elves learn in school?

How do you get straight A's?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?