How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where was Noah born?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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