What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why are books always so angry?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?