What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?