How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What do you call hiking college students?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
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