How does a barber get to work?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What fairy loves to count?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What is the loneliest cheese?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why was the dog overweight?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?