Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What nationality are most fish?

What game do cows play at parties?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

How do you make antifreeze?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?