What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?