What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How does a cow do math?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?