Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

How do fleas travel?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?