How do you measure a millennial?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Where does laundry go to college?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why do all the planets get along?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?