What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?