What reads and lives in an apple?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why are ghosts always single?

What kind of bow can't be tied?