Someone stole all my lamps.

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why are winter days great?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do cubes make great referees?