What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
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