Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What game does a rabbit always win?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why are all priests fit?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why was the musician arrested?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?