Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?