What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
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