What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What table can you never sit at?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did the fish blush?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?