What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What table can you never sit at?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
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