What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
I broke my finger!
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
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