What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
It's Crowded!
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
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