What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do you call a dog in space?