What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
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