← Back to Puns
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Puns

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

You are my butter half.

More Puns Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Puns

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Trending Jokes

Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Political

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

You Might Also Like

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Discover More Jokes

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Sports

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!