What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
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