What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do hurricanes see?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a short cow?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
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