How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Where does Superman park his cars?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Do you have the best ceiling?