What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

How did groundhogs get their name?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?