Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?