Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Where do books sleep?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why was the cat so small?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?