What's the friendliest national park?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

How does a taco bless the table?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

When do mice play every day?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?