What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Where do you take sick ponies?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?