Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

How do hurricanes see?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the fish blush?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

How do you get a country girl to like you?