What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?