What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
We had a discussion about roses.
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
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