Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why was the artichoke so generous?