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He always arrives in world record time.
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Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
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Which fish go to heaven when they die?
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Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
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