Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do you make a cow float?
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