Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a fly without wings?
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