Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Which singer could always break a five?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's the politest month?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
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