Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's the holiest insect?
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