Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What does a lion call an antelope?
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