Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's a frog's favorite year?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
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Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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