Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
What condiment has wings?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What game do mice love to play?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
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