Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Where does water do all its banking?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
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