How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why are winter days great?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.