What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What fairy loves to count?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why don't ostriches fly ?