Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
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The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are books always so angry?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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