If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?