What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?