Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How does a taco bless the table?
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