Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank.
When do mice play every day?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
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