Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?