What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?