What do you call a fly without wings?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which president loved to take baths?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

How does a taco bless the table?