Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do basketball players order at Denny'sÂŽ?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
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