How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
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Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do math teachers love March?
How did the toad die?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
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