How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
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Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
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What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
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