What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

How do frogs get to work?

Why was the cat so small?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What does an attorney say when getting married?