Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

If you need help building an ark..

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?