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What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

How do fleas travel?

Why is spring the oddest season?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

When do astronauts eat?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why are skeletons so calm?