What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Owlgebra.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How long will dinner be?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do some people love eating snails?
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