Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What is the color of the wind?