What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What type of car do planets buy?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?