What do you call an exploding monkey?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What makes pirates such good singers?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Which insect is the smartest?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?