Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What siblings are always sad?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?