What birds always travel in twos?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What is a spider's favorite book?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What is the color of the wind?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What day never takes itself seriously?