Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?