Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why is a doctor always calm?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What bird is always sad?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?