Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why are stones so good at music?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you eat on July 5th?