Why did the echo get detention?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Which family member has tusks?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?