Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?