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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

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How do bears keep cool?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?