Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do cows wear bells?