Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Which fly makes films?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?