Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?