I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?