Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call a dog in space?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why are fish such good architects?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?