What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What horn never makes a sound?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What school subject really rocks?

What's the slowest 5k?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What are you studying in math?