How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
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