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What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

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What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

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How does dinner smell?

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Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which animal will never go bald?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?