What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

A book just fell on my head.

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What do fish do at parades?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?