What do you give a sick pig?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Which president loved to take baths?

What is the strongest animal?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What's a tornado's favorite game?