Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

How do eggs end a TV show?