What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What is a tire's stance on economics?